Author Archives: Marcus

The World is On Fire

There are Russians numbering in the tens of thousands fighting Ukrainians on their own soil and the death toll for both sides is something we haven’t seen in Europe since the Balkans imploded twenty years ago.  The Middle East is … Continue reading

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Your Evening Meme

And then proceeded to not cry about it on national TV. Marcus

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Executive Orders

I didn’t watch the president today because… well…  you know…  I can’t watch him speak without wanting to throw up.  But I did get the executive summary of his Executive Orders, and then saw some film footage from his talking … Continue reading

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Happy New Year!

Hopefully all y’all are out there getting properly drunk. Peace out. Marcus

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Submitted For Your Consideration

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Emancipation

I have become exceedingly frustrated with the growing length of one’s childhood in this country.  In days of old an individual became a man or a woman at age eighteen and moved out of their parent’s house to make their … Continue reading

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Logic

We have just experienced a terrorist attack on our soil this last week perpetrated my Islamic fundamentalists inspired by, and potentially linked to ISIS. Our country has been been attacked and the Islamic State was quick to claim credit for … Continue reading

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On Immigration

Obama wants to open up the borders to damn-near everybody in a naked attempt to build a Democrat-voting super-majority. If you can’t see that then you need to get your head examined. The leftists will deny it of course—because they … Continue reading

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Stupid Questions

Whoever said “There’s no such thing as a stupid question.” has clearly never read the Facebook page that I manage. There is no end to the stupid questions, or the dumb motherfuckers that post them. I need a drink. Marcus

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Supreme Court Justices… Are They Above the Law?

Apparently Justice Sotomayor has an interesting interpretation of the law, particularly when it comes to herself. Sotomayor ruled that Grand Cent. Partnership, Inc., had to pay minimum wage to its interns because, despite their intent “they did not structure a … Continue reading

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Well Shit…

It looks like I need to go out and get me some Daewoo. Marcus

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A Pet Peeve

You know what I hate?  I hate it when I conduct business in an online auction (Ebay, Gunbroker, etc.) and after I win the auction and pay for the item the seller does not leave me feedback.  Many times they … Continue reading

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It’s the 4th of July…

We’re getting ready to celebrate our nation’s 239th birthday today and we’re on an elevated security footing and getting ready for an anticipated terrorist attack on our shores.  Do you feel safer than you have in the past? Thanks a … Continue reading

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Smart Diplomacy, Part… Whatever

Let me see if I understand this. Obama is having his crack team of statesmen work with Iran on some sort of Middle East peace deal which gains the civilized world nothing and grants the Iranians free reign to develop … Continue reading

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Ted Cruz

Looks like he’s going to run… Fuck you establishment Republican Party! The pants-shitting will continue and grow exponentially when Rand Paul announces his candidacy as well… (Rubbing hands together menacingly) Excellent… most excellent! Viva la Tea Party! I’m out (Drops … Continue reading

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The Bump Fire Stock pt Deux

I finally brought mine out to the range today and it functioned flawlessly.  I cannot believe how easy it is to operate.  Some of the videos online showed people struggling with it for a while until they got the hang … Continue reading

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More Smart Diplomacy

The Obama administration is alienating Thailand… one of our closest allies. Some 3,600 U.S. servicemembers are participating in Cobra Gold 2015 amid a diplomatic row that could have long-term repercussions on the security picture in Southeast Asia. The long-running annual … Continue reading

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The Bump Fire Stock

I just purchased a brand-new Bump Fire stock, which means I’ll be forced to build a new gun to mount it on. Why you ask? Reasons. Marcus

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A Recent Conversation at Atrocious Bunker

So I’m in the kitchen making a drink and the Old Lady turns to me and says,”So what time is the Superbowl tomorrow?” I stop stirring the vodka for just a moment, ponder the question and then answered, “I’m not … Continue reading

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Smart Diplomacy

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