Monthly Archives: April 2012

The Best Music Video Ever

Back when music videos were good… And this one has Judge Reinhold and Bill “Game Over Man!” Paxton in it. Awesome. Marcus

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Memory Lane

Fueled by whiskey and boredom, I toured Netflix tonight, and found a classic that I remember watching when it came out (or at least, when it was at the base theater). You must all watch this (again, I hope) soon. … Continue reading

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Freitag!

Marcus

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Another Acquisition

Not a firearm this time, but a movie instead.  This one looks to be at least as good as “Tae Guk Gi,” and I can hardly wait to see it. Marcus

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Remember this ad?

Marcus’s shared video in the previous post reminded me of this gem: My, how the crickets chirp these days! -BLT

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More on the National Debt

(H/T Ace) Marcus

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My New Very-Favorite TV Show

You must check this out, it is laugh-out-loud funny. I assure you. Marcus

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My Next Purchase

Yup, I’m fairly certain it’s going to be one of those new Slidefire stocks. Oh, and maybe a new AR-15 to mount it on. It’ll be with a 20” barrel, bipod and C-MAG… in order to make my very own … Continue reading

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The Exploding GSA Scandal

In the face of mounting pressure to explain how hundreds of thousands of taxpayer’s dollars were spent on lavish accomodations in Las Vegas, congress ordered GSA western regional commissioner—Jeffrey Neely—to testify.  Unsurprisingly Mr. Neely chose to invoke his Fifth Amendment … Continue reading

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Glorious leader’s giant metal phallus goes flaccid

As I predicted earlier (as anyone could have predicted, though I’ll take credit where I can get it!), the rocket constructed out of poured concrete and bones broke up after launch. Maybe those dumb-shits need to figure out agriculture first…they’ve … Continue reading

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The pithiest comment about Zimmerman

A poster at Ace of Spades made the following observation. This poor fucker is the target of a mob led by the fucking president of the United States, he has a fucking hit put on him by friends of the … Continue reading

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Is the Hawt Asian Chick to be Kicked off Survivor?

Ace asks the question, and also the question…why don’t more people think she’s hot? A perfect question for JBM readers. Here’s a video.

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DANK rocket launches

Dumb Ass North Koreans (DANKs) are about to launch another rocket.  Interestingly enough, their launch success has been pretty horrible. The fact they take a month to prep a launch to get everything right just so they can screw it … Continue reading

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SITREP

Well intrepids, I’m still on the road but on the last leg of my journey for the time being. I’ll be back on another airplane off to Hawaii here shortly. The sacrifices one must make in the name of liberty. … Continue reading

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Because

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We have a winner!

I have it from a reliable source that Marcus was the fellow who won the Kansas-bought MegaMillions ticket!  Holy crap!  That’s going to buy you a HELLUVA zombie-bunker…but why do I think the bunker’s bar is STILL going to get … Continue reading

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