Finally, the real reason for Global Warming has been found. It is, in fact, Al Gore himself:
CAMBRIDGE, Mass.—A panel of the world’s leading climatologists released a “conclusive” study today showing that the existence of former Vice President Al Gore is “the primary cause of global warming.”
You clearly failed to take into account your source: Cambridge, Massachusetts – and MIT at that!! Everyone who’s anyone knows that no one on “that side of the river” can deal with facts. They are theorists and the only facts in their universe are the Three Laws of Robotics—with which Al Gore did not comply. Hence, they concluded he was responsible for Global Warming. Do you see the flaw in this logic, I hope?
It all starts with the Charles River and on which side of it one resides.
-sry