Southwest profiling against hotties?

Southwest has, for a second time, pulled a passenger because of supposed skimpy clothing.

First off, both these young ladies are rather good looking.

Second, I thought Southwest originally billed itself as the young, slutty airline.

Third, I have never never never been cold on a domestic flight from any airline.  It’s impossible, and I say that because I average a flight a month, so I know WTF I’m talking about.  I’m almost always sweating my ass off because airlines refuse to run shore power to their aircraft earlier and actually get any meaningful airflow going. 

Summers are the worst, but winters are hardly better, when they fire up the nuclear heaters in the damned things to keep the old ladies happy.  Nevermind that mankind invented the BLANKET many tens of thousands of years ago…but there still isn’t a “cold wrap” blanket they can give me.  The drink service is too fucking slow and ineffective to help for both hot OR cold drinks, and bringing your own shit along is CLEARLY a terrorist plot and therefore banned (but you’re welcome to spend $6 on 12 oz of “terror-free” coffee within the airport’s “sanitized area”...assuming you’re not already running late because of their bullshit).

I know it CAN be done, because I’ve frozen my balls off in hypothermic bliss on many Air Force flights.

So, until airlines get a real fucking clue about passenger comfort, they have absolutely no legs to stand on for dictating dress code to passengers.  Least of all young hot ones!

I can’t wait for a mad scientist bold visionary to invent teleportation.  I’ll watch in absolute glee as airline stocks implode the next day, as airports are turned into landfills, and as union pilots start crying to congress.  It’ll be so worth the risk of mixing DNA with a housefly!

-BLT