Tag Archives: Ranger School

The Ranger Up Workout Video

Okay ladies, it’s time to pick your vagina up off the floor and Ranger. The. Fuck. Up. What are your questions? There should be none. Out here. Marcus

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You Can Fight Tigers…

In Ranger School! And for those of you who have already seen the previous video… I present the sequel. And the bonus track. Now pick your vagina up off the floor and get your tab today!

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Livin’ the Dream

Marcus

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Florida Rules

This phase was pretty fun… if you define fun as endless agony. Good times. Oh by the way, one of the RIs pictured in this video showing off the snakes was one of my RIs in Mountain Phase. Apparently when … Continue reading

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More Sweet Ranger Action

This makes me all misty-eyed. Not. Marcus

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RLTW!

Ah… memories. See the rest below the fold

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Humping the Tick pt Deux

As Ranger School phases went, Florida was turning out to be alright. Well, except for the dorked up patrol… other than that things were peachy. The biggest reason was that the weather was absolutely fantastic. Darby and Mountains offered us … Continue reading

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Humping the Tick

Morning came early as it always did and the daily ritual began anew. Orders were issued to the student chain of command and the rest of us fell into line assisting in the preparation for next mission. We had set … Continue reading

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The Bunker

The last member of my platoon rolled into the perimeter and one of the squad leaders came to inform me the minute it happened. I told the squad leaders and the platoon sergeant to get ready. I was positive that … Continue reading

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Goat Screw

The sixth stanza of the Ranger Creed: Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the Ranger objective and complete the mission though I be the lone survivor.  Rangers Lead The Way! I executed a dynamic … Continue reading

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The Patrol

The fifth stanza of the Ranger Creed: Energetically will I meet the enemies of my country. I shall defeat them on the field of battle for I am better trained and will fight with all my might. Surrender is not … Continue reading

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The First Patrol in Florida

We spent the remaining days in garrison getting classes on all sorts of stuff such as urban operations, and more advanced patrolling techniques. One day we went out for some riverine training which largely consisted of building rope bridges (which … Continue reading

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More on Florida Phase

So we had this “survival” class where we learned to kill, gut, and cook a chicken with a handy coffee can.  Now it was time to learn some more useful field craft.  We were going to learn about snakes.  Being … Continue reading

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More Florida Phase

The fourth stanza of the Ranger Creed: Gallantly will I show the world that I am a specially selected and well-trained soldier. My courtesy to superior officers, neatness of dress and care of equipment shall set the example for others … Continue reading

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Florida Phase

The third stanza of the Ranger Creed: Never shall I fail my comrades. I will always keep myself mentally alert, physically strong, and morally straight and I will shoulder more than my share of the task whatever it may be, … Continue reading

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Exodus Pt IV

The second stanza of the Ranger Creed: Acknowledging the fact that a Ranger is a more elite soldier who arrives at the cutting edge of battle by land, sea, or air, I accept the fact that as a Ranger my … Continue reading

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Exodus Pt III

Before we rallied at the Columbus airport the squad had agreed to link up a local buffet place.  It was about a quarter mile from the airport so it was perfectly postured along “natural lines of drift.”  Some of us … Continue reading

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Exodus Continued

So we rolled in to Camp Rogers on a Friday, and our over active imaginations started going crazy.  We were to prepare to take leave for the Christmas break, or “Christmas Exodus” as it is more popularly known.  We wouldn’t … Continue reading

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Exodus

Okay, I’ve only just hung up my gladius and shield from a tour on the imperial frontier.  “Recovery” is what the kids call it these days.  Anyhoo, part of my unofficial recovery checklist is to grab the nearest bottle of … Continue reading

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Yes, I’m Still Rambling On About Dahlonega

The ambush went off okay I suppose.  It wasn’t a work of art or anything, but we managed to put steel on target, searched the dead, took whatever intelligence could be had, and blew the enemy’s equipment in place.  Then … Continue reading

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